[So who has two thumbs and is hanging out on a random tree branch? THIS GUY.

In the middle of the night.

With a freshly opened bottle of...what can safely be assumed is booze.

Oh, Renji...]

So! It's the new year or some shit. An' I haven't talked on this thing for a while, but that ain't important. What is is that if anyone's bored, you should all come to [x,y] and celebrate with me. Bring yer own alcohol, though, I don't got that much. And uh-...oh, shit-

[He manages to lose hold of the PCD, probably because it is wintertime and his fingers are cold and numb, so you all are gifted with a shaky and blurred view of the dark world as the device falls to the ground, snow covering up part of the camera lens.

And, yes, Renji is soon to follow, having lost his balance in his (undoubtedly valiant) efforts to catch it.

A yelp is heard, followed by a fwump!, and then the feed goes quiet for a few long moments.

But then, could that be the sound of someone grunting?]

...F...FUCK YOU, TOO, TREE!

[...Yeah, okay, Renji's fine.

A few more grunts.]

Dammit, I just opened this, too.

[And then the PCD has apparently had enough and shuts off.]

...How the hell have I kept this damn room this clean for three fuckin' days.

[Language? Check.

Annoyed look? Check.

Hair back up in that pineapple spiky ponytail? Check.

But next, Renji tugs his shitagi and kosode from his hakama and quickly pulls the clothing off.

Revealing all dem tats.

Throwing the clothes on the floor with a triumphant grin, Renji places his hands on his hips.]

All right. That's more like it!

[Home sweet home~]

Well ain't this weather just beautiful?

[Almost as if on cue, a roll of thunder can be heard in the distance while Renji looks out the window, rain pouring down the glass.]

Right, so is it normal here to go on insane rampages and kill people? 'Cause if it is, that just ain't gonna fly. I like a good fight as much as the next guy, but there comes a point when you just gotta say no. Crazy.

[He looks back to the PCD and his face softens slightly.]

Yo, Rukia. Y'still out there?